I wish you a Merry Christmas.

In other news, here's a story about which stalls are busiest in multi-stall washrooms (h/t Improbable Research from 14 Dec). Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Consider this my gift to you.

It was the headline that caught my attention:

Owner: Man tried to hide guitar in pants

So what I want to know:

What would have Kay have written if Ana didn't like Harold's barley flour?

(Stranger Than Fiction. RT-73%. IMBD. Recommended.)