Wednesday, July 04, 2007

This is a true story for long-lost friend Grant:

This morning, as I was getting dressed to go out and ride my bicycle in our (finally!) summer-like weather, I put on some shorts I hadn't worn in at least a year, reached in to the left, front pocket...

... and then I found ten bucks.

posted on Wednesday, July 04, 2007 10:24:19 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [1]
 Tuesday, July 03, 2007

I remember a Christmas meal with my family about 8 years ago. Someone made a comment about a restaurant and their "beer-battered fries." I was so startled at the mentioning of beer at the table that I just had to try to make a joke, so I made some crack like "yeah, it's good, but I could do without the battering or the fries."

Crickets.

Followed by Awkward Silence.

So I wonder what that group would say about my most recent Sihouette article.

posted on Monday, July 02, 2007 11:07:39 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [0]
 Thursday, June 21, 2007

Today I was totally digging on jazz singer Sara Gazarek and her three albums (2 studio, 1 live) because of Paste Magazine (who provided a track on sampler #33) via Rhapsody (who provided the streaming music).

Sara is not as breathy as Diana Krall and not as “old timey” as Madeleine Peyroux; her voice is clear and wonderful and perfectly emotive. Do give her a listen. Her backing band is pretty sweet, too.

For those who are convinced as I am that she and her band are that great, you can see them play here in a few days in Seattle. Sadly, I won’t be able to make it. Go and make me jealous.

posted on Thursday, June 21, 2007 8:25:10 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [0]
 Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Today was the first “angry biker” ride on my bicycle in 15 days. The first week my back ached so badly... the second week it was rainy and I wasn’t feeling well. The time off was welcome, though, because I was getting a little tired. I could stand to give a little thanks for having to slow down.

Some of those thanks, says the Head Nurse, maybe should be directed to a major player in my sickly experience (from here):

Mucus. Who doesn't love mucus? I mean, really. It traps bacteria, viruses, pollen, and small animals; it keeps your stomach from digesting itself; it lubricates your intestines. Sure, sometimes there's too much of it, but on the whole, we don't give mucus the love it deserves. I'm going to start agitating for a National Mucus Appreciation Day.

Special bonus link: read about picking zits.

posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 8:38:47 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [0]
 Thursday, June 14, 2007

Some assorted quotes heard from around the friend-osphere:

1. "she could talk the hind legs off a mule" -- B

2. "my goal is to have my kids write a bad check for my funeral" -- R

3. "dude, where have corn nuts been all my life?" -- D

posted on Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:12:23 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [1]
 Wednesday, June 13, 2007

George Will on the Land of Plenty (via Marginal Revolution).

Congrats to Rico!

Mmm... Calamari...

A funny Scrabble thing (warning: some naughty words).

Her name is Butts. She steals toilet paper.

posted on Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:41:28 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [0]
 Monday, June 11, 2007

I spent most of last week laying low because of a lower back ache. In the big picture, this was the perfect time for such an encumbrance (if one must have one) for two reasons: 1) the weather was less than perfect and 2) my schedule cleared up so that I didn’t have a lot of obligations.

One evening I was able to knock off a number of things off my personal TODO list, which had been growing as fast as I’d been neglecting it (like weeds in my lawn). Both my dirty room and un-ironed clothes, if they were capable of thanks, would be grateful for an evening of quality time spent with them.

Ironing is not something I get excited about. To me, it’s work. The word “chore” takes on all the negative connotations one may conjure.

To facilitate time spent with the taxes of existence (other “taxes” include cleaning the bathroom, changing the car’s oil, picking up after roommates, etc.), I looked to find something a little more stimulating. TV was out of the question, since earlier that evening I suspended TV service for the summer. (I hadn’t watched  TV since the season finales of 24, Lost, The Office, and House, and there isn’t much point in paying for something I'm not using.) But I needed something, and the tunes on the CD just weren't doing it for me.

Yay, for This American Life. I've missed a number of episodes recently, so this was a great time to catch up. I scrolled through the archives, judging each by its title, and innocently picked the one that sounded the most interesting: #328: What I Learned from Television.

Ah, the irony.

posted on Monday, June 11, 2007 9:44:29 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [0]
 Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Plato:

A wise man talks because he has something to say, a fool talks because he has to say something.

Proverbs 15:2 (NIV):

The tongue of the wise commends knowledge, but the mouth of the fool gushes folly.

A trusted friend:

Dude... shut up.

posted on Wednesday, June 06, 2007 10:03:03 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [0]