Thursday, August 03, 2006

I had someone give me some pucky over my admission that I have, in fact, seen an episode or two of Gilmore Girls. Apparently GG is a ‘girl’ show, and, as a guy, I should either pooh-pooh it or pretend I don’t know about it.

Here and now, I publicly state the following:

  • I have seen the show.
  • There were times I enjoyed the show.

I can admit this because I’m secure in my manhood. Sensitive, but manly. Rugged and manly, yet sensitive. Strong, rugged, manly, sensitive... and secure. I’m a veritable wellspring of strongly rugged sensitive manliness. Eat that.

I’m not a writer (as you can tell, I’m sure), but I can tell that a good script makes a TV show work. Actors’ abilities can only take a lame story so far. For a TV serial, you need a good story, a decent arc, and smart lines here and there. Characters with whom you can identify come out of good scripts.

The TV shows that I tend to like most are those with witty lines and real (often sarcastic) characters. The better of these, though, are the throw-away lines spoken quickly and semi-randomly. And these lines aren’t belabored--you have be paying attention in order to hear it. Someone says it; it’s funny; they move on.

Shows I know and like that do this: Scrubs; House; West Wing; Gilmore Girls; Sports Night; M*A*S*H (note: only one ‘girl’ show on this list). And now I add Firefly.

Some other TV shows try to do the one-liners (the Laws & Orders; the CSIs; Without a Trace), but their lines usually fall flat to me. Maybe the writer is working too hard at trying to be memorable, pithy, or ironic. I’m not saying I could do better than these; in fact, I’m pretty sure I couldn’t. But that doesn’t mean I have to like lameness.

But this wasn’t supposed to be about trashing poorly written TV shows. It’s about rejoicing in, and enjoying, good scripts, whatever the target audience. And that I’m manly.

Update 1:22pm: Another good show: The Tick (animated) (I have no opinion on the live action show.)

posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 11:06:39 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [0]
 Wednesday, August 02, 2006

I have been sitting here at my computer for a bit, just kinda staring at the monitor.

And now Todd is thinking, “But I see you ‘just staring’ at your monitor all day long.” Touché. But this is different. Something is off, and I can’t quite put my finger on it. And this has been going on for more than a couple of weeks.

And I’ve been beginning a lot of sentences with conjunctions.

The best way I can describe this... thing... is the word ‘restless.’ I’ve been feeling this at work, with friends, and in just about everything else I’ve done recently. There’s this nagging feeling that I should be doing something more, something better, something right, or just plain something else.

Although it’s quite possible that I’m nearing mid-life for members of my family, I’m not going through a mid-life crisis. My proof: My haircut is the same now as it was in the 7th grade; I did not sacrifice my son’s tuition money after the divorce to buy a metallic silver Porsche 911 Carrera S Cabriolet in order to attract the lay-deez; I’m not dating some brainless “pretty little thing” half my age; my ears remain firmly unpierced.

(Full disclosure: I have no son. I am not now, nor ever was, married. I am not dating anyone (and if I were, I'd prefer a brainy gal). I'm trying to make fun of the stereotype. Or whatever.)

It has been an interesting year, though: Ol’ Pops had his chest ripped open so they could fix his heart; I had a real estate sale that lingered (and you think *one* mortgage is a killer... sheesh...); I’ve had to deal with some personally challenging spiritual issues. Today, most of this is resolved: Dad is doing great; the house is all but officially sold; and forgiveness is mine. Seems like things should be all peachy, no?

So I just donno. I don’t mean to leave you hanging, but I’ve got nothing for ya. I’m not really sure what I’m missing. Except for training camp coverage on the NFL Network--I’m well aware that I’m missing that. Apart from that, though, no clues.

From Restless (RealPlayer) by Brooks Williams (album: Skiffle-Bop):

All the days I have wasted
chasing down the winds of empty praise
And all the times I have lost
searching for riches in abandoned mines

(Chrous)
My heart is restless it finds no peace
I was made for you

Some days my faith is a mighty river
Some days my faith is a barren land
Oh Lord please tell me why
Maybe then I would understand

I promise... next time, I’ll return to talking about “what I did yesterday” stuff, since I know it’s the mundanity that keeps you (both of you) coming back.

posted on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 11:38:50 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [4]
 Tuesday, August 01, 2006

With Fosteronomo’s family out of town, he and I went on a weekend camping trip in the Cascades. I dubbed this trip, “Cat’s Away Camping Trip 2006.” Our eventual destination: Snowy Lakes.

Fosteronomo could be such a sorry lad... he’d be eating bean burritos and working late if I weren’t around to help fill this time of temporary bachelorhood. But I digress.

We knocked off work a little early on Friday and made it to the Rainy Pass trailhead (elevation: 4800 feet) off of Washington Highway 20 around 6:20 pm. We hiked in 4-ish miles to the second campsite, which is located below Cutthroat Pass where the trees start to thin out. We spent both Friday and Saturday night there.

Saturday morning started chilly, but it quickly turned in to an incredibly cloudless blue sky with temps near 80 F. We headed out to Cutthroat Pass (6800 ft) where we ate second breakfast, gained a little more elevation before a seriously steep descent to Granite Pass (6200 ft), and finished our inward trek at Snowy Lakes (6750 ft). It's like you can reach out and grab jet contrails from up there. Off in the not-too-distant distance we saw smoke from the Pasayten Wilderness fires.

Campsite to Snowy Lake distance: 6.5-7 miles. Total roundtrip distance for the weekend, says Hiker Bob: 23 miles.

According to plan, we packed up camp Sunday morning, but with adversity. Precipitation started Sunday around 5:30 am, and it included some sleet. Re-engaging those muscles and joints that we destroyed the day before wasn't a figurative walk in the park, either.

There was no burn ban, so we built a campfire each night. Pipes were smoked, coffee was sipped, bull-pucky was exchanged. The temperature both nights was in the 40s. The howling wind on the second night was really cool--we didn’t feel it, but we could hear it swirling above us in the trees and up the basin walls that surrounded us.

Pictures follow. Click 'em for full-size images.

Mighty men ready for action:
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The view above Granite Pass looking out towards Snowy Lakes and Methow Pass:
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Foster cooling his dogs:
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The hills are alive with the sound of music:
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Staged photo of mountain man Jimbo crossing Porcupine Creek:
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Click here for Foster's Google Earth overlay and details. Click here for a lousy screenshot of something sorta similar.

posted on Monday, July 31, 2006 11:15:24 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [1]
 Monday, July 31, 2006

Last night I started watching the TV Series Firefly. Until now, I only knew the show through critical hype and the theatrical release of Serenity (which I loved, by the way).

The show is great. The characters are human; the writing is smart and quick-witted; the severe moments are palpable; the relaxed times are relatable. It's cowboys-in-space with Gilmore Girls-esque dialogue. You should watch it.

posted on Monday, July 31, 2006 11:20:42 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [2]
 Thursday, July 27, 2006
1. SPOGG -- The Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar. Here they manage to promote good grammar, make fun of The Hoff, and incorporate bacon all at once.

2. SPOGG is where I learned about Literally, a Web Log, an English language grammar blog tracking abuse of the word “literally”.

3. Unintentionally funny domain names (literally unrelated to the other two)
posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 11:56:44 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [2]
 Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The one thing I did Sunday that didn’t involve church, food, sleep, or my getting trounced in word games was my unpacking of my book boxes.

The stack of books is still on the floor, but with them all out in the open like that, I can see what I have, what I’ve read, and I what I should re-read. Here is what I have tentatively added to my reading list, all of which come from my books on hand.

And here's where I weenie out and beg for mercy in accountability: Sure, I made a list, but don't hold me to it. :)

posted on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 9:19:21 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [2]

It’s been pretty warm around here lately... low- to mid-80s F. That may sound like “pansy talk” to people in warmer climes, but when you get soft from the normally mild Northwestern weather, a temperature spike can come as a shock. Sometimes the best thing to do is to slow down and take it easy.

Sunday was another no-clouds day with lots of warmth--perfect for a bike ride, a sail, a hike, hanging at the beach, reading a book, or whatever. After the morning church service, with all of these options before me, I grabbed a drive-through lunch and went home to plan my afternoon. I turned on A Prairie Home Companion, as is my custom, to get my down-home, Midwestern, bluegrassy, dry wit fix. I dosed off during Guy Noir and woke during News from Lake Woebegone. (Fun line from the Guy Noir skit--Scene: car rental counter at a South Carolina airport: “Do you want a dog with the truck rental?”)

Praire Home wraps up, but I wasn’t too motivated to get on the bicycle, especially not after the pastor’s wife’s Friday ride that nearly ended in heat stroke. The sun was out and in full-force... so if I was going to ride, it would have to be closer to evening.

So I unpacked boxes during Car Talk. I don’t have a lot of books, but the ones I do have were still packed away in plain site 5 months after my move. “I will get bookshelves,” I’ve kept telling myself. But I finally got wise to my lies... and now the books are out of the boxes and, um... on the floor. It looks better than the cardboard boxes, though; trust me.

This American Life came up next, and I’m realizing that this is all my day is. The choice as been made to stay in and do pretty much nothing, save being entertained by the radio. My name is Slacker. I was asleep shortly after All Things Considered started, and woke up again during an entirely uninteresting Fresh Air Weekend segment.

I had two thoughts at this point:
1. Two naps in one day. Sweet! Things are going my way.
2. My dear Radio: for this lame finish to a fine, fine day, you have betrayed me.

The grogginess wears off soon enough, and I realize that I still do not have anything on hand that is not frozen and is also not spoiled. Slacker, indeed.
 
Fosteronomo calls me minutes later to invite me over for Scrabble. Things were going my way today, right? I convince myself that today is the day I can beat a guy with a Masters degree in Communication and his book-reading, RN wife.

He gets two bingos in row; Rachel gets one a round later; and although ol’ Jimbo (that is, I) is regularly scoring 20 points or more, he still ends up last. Darn these book readers.

In all, Sunday was one of the most relaxing days I can remember. At least for one warm, sunny summer day, I didn’t have to care about all that stuff on my mind, or do that thing on my TODO list, or do that other thing for that other guy... it was just I, kicking back and letting my body catch up.

That whole “Sabbath was made for man” thing? I’m totally on board.

posted on Monday, July 24, 2006 11:28:59 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [0]
 Thursday, July 20, 2006
Boy, talk about your community involvement:

Folks in Beloit, WI got together and staged George Seurat's "A Sunday on LaGrande Jatte" over the July 4th weekend:



Flickr links here and here. Newspaper story here.

Very stinkin' cool.

A few summers ago I went through a special Seurat exhibit at the Art Institute of Chicago that focused on Seurat's preparation for and execution of LaGrande Jatte. Sadly, I have no pictures to show (since the AIC folks were pretty serious about their picture-taking policies).

(Note: cross-posted to xanga.)
posted on Thursday, July 20, 2006 8:59:22 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [0]