Jim Carrey v. Adam Sandler: Carrey wins.

In Living Color v. Saturday Night Live: SNL wins.

Kate Winslet v. Drew Barrymore: Push.

New York v. Hawaii: N/A.

Elijah Wood's Patrick v. Sean Astin's Doug: Doug.

Tom Wilkinson (link) v. Dan Akroyd: Wilkinson.

Kirsten Dunst.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind vs 50 First Dates. ESSM by a mile.