Here in this one night out of the last 21 where I didn’t have something happening, have somewhere to be, or have someone to be, I finally have a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites:

Honey Roasted Peanuts. Ingredients: Salt; artificial honey roasting agents; pressed peanut sweepings.

I know some of you doing-all-the-time types might step over your own mother just have a quiet night away from all the busy-ness, but careful what you ask for. I’ll bet you “twenty dollars can buy many peanuts” that you and me both on a suddenly open night are a little like the mule with a spinning wheel… no one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it.

Actually... I figured it out. I’ll use it for laundry. Because the only thing I’m hunting for is an outfit that looks good.

Throw up your hands, and raise your voice.